Tuesday, March 3rd, 2026, 7pm to 9pm at Villas Clubhouse
An action movie will be played as a Guys Night Out.
The title of the movie will be announced a few days in advance.
For more information, contact Bob Turnage.
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Title: Cowboys & Aliens (2011)
TIME: 1 hr 58 min
PREVIEW:
I don't want to spoil it....
DESCRIPTION:
A stranger stumbles into the desert town of Absolution with no memory of his past and a futuristic shackle around his wrist. With the help of mysterious beauty Ella and the iron-fisted Colonel Dolarhyde, he finds himself leading an unlikely posse of cowboys, outlaws, and Apache warriors against a common enemy from beyond this world in an epic showdown for survival.
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A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GTO. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000.
He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light.
An old man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to him.The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks,
"What kind of car ya got there, sonny?"
The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"
"That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"
"Because this car can do up to 250 miles an hour!" states the doctor proudly.
The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
"No problem," replies the doctor.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right... but I'll stick with my Moped!"
Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds, the speedometer reads 150 mph.
Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear and wonders what it could be and suddenly.
WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH!
Something whips by him going much faster! "What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the doctor asks himself.
He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 175 mph.
Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped!
Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the moped at 210 mph.
WHOOOOOOOSHHHHH!
He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN!
Astounded by the speed of his old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 250 mph.
Not ten seconds later,he sees the Moped bearing down on him again! The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do!
Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end.
The doctor stops and jumps out and ,unbelievably , the old man is still alive.
He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh My Gosh! Is there anything I can do for you?"
The old man whispers….
"Unhook my suspenders from your side mirror."
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Two men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke
He asks the other guy if he has a lighter He replies "Yes I do!".
He hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter
Surprised the guy asks "Where did you get this?"
The guy replies "Oh I have a personal genie."
The first man asks "Can I make a wish? "
Sure says the other man.
"Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing"
"Ok I will" says the other.
He rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants.
The man says " I want a million Bucks "
The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle.
10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head.
And the guy says to the other " Your genie realy sucks at hearing doesnt he?"
The other man replies…
"I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC.”
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